M480 Milwaukee

4:12 3rd Grade

Kyle: Oh my god! My dude got beat up in the "big box" basketball arena. This is insane! We'll try to do something funny during our lunch break, right? We'll use your great legs.... The other kid can then get bullied for it. They all lined up, I was standing over the kid who decided to throw a pickaxe at an innocent person. The other kids shouted loud enough that I was yelling along. The kid who threw the axe turns around and grabs on to me. He's panting heavily now, he's really angry. I finally smack him pretty hard. Then Kyle smacks another one across the back of his head with my hand. This goes on for awhile. It's crazy! Anyway, the rest of the school is just laughing.

Jordan: I've been waiting since I turned 3 1/2 for this moment but didn't come so far. But, it's almost complete! Oh boy. This day is going to go down in the history books as the best day ever.

3rd grade:

The gym is closed. Kyle: WHAT?? That's the worst place to close the gym!?!? No one wants to hear our problems while they're playing so it will be even more hilarious if the whole gym gets locked up when we step foot into it. Kyle: Well, I guess we'll have to see how long it takes to eat our lunches. In the meantime we can play the regular gym under surveillance.

Jordan: We played until the entire school knows what happened. But Kyle insists that the end could be fixed if the lock is broken. I agree. We search the gym for a lockbox, but there aren't any. Even though I let the gang take our lunch box every day.

Kyle: What? Did you forget about it? Where'd you lose them?

Jordan: They went to the library. Since we lost everything that was inside the room, there weren't any other places left. Later, when lunch lady finds the stuff missing, she tells us that there were none left after using the payphone.

3rd Grade:

Kyle: Yeah, that sucks. We can't open it. We make it our decision to win anyways. So we hide the gym from everyone else.